Author Archives: 123withnail

About 123withnail

A funny female living in south London who suffers from bouts of outrage and hysteria mainly caused by impoliteness and the ridiculousness of the general public - herself included.

Three Rules for App Daters – Part II

Hello and Happy Monday! Thanks for coming back, even after all this time, you shall be rewarded with finally finding out what happens when one encounters, wait for it, Potential Pitfall Number THREE! What is Potential Pitfall Number Three I … Continue reading

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Three Rules For App Daters – Part I

**And friends of App daters who don’t read this blog.** Hello readers happy belated 2016! Well let’s just say it’s been a rather slow start to the year all round for me. Unsurprisingly, not a lot of people are getting married … Continue reading

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A Christmassage Miracle

First off, Merry Christmas everyone! That’s about as Christmassy as this edition of Scarlett is going to get BUT it is a story about a massage (eventually) and that word works really well when combined with Christmas, so in order to remind you … Continue reading

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RESPONSIBLE Adults Part II

Re-Cap: So my business is failing and my business partner slash artist has just found out I’ve booked a load of hen parties (behind his back) to do very silly, very low brow arty activities that could (by their very … Continue reading

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RESPONSIBLE Adults Part I

Hello thar! Welcome to another thrilling installment of the Life and Times of ME! In two parts this time! This week I’m back to business. My failing business that is. Yes BPA (Body Part Art, no it’s still NOT taxidermy) … Continue reading

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Lessons In A Little Facebook Friendly Cyberstalking

The above meme is not of me. Just to be clear, it isn’t. Online dating wisdom: Always be suspicious of someone who a) only has pictures of themselves in wide shots and b) never smiles with their teeth. I happened … Continue reading

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Body Part Art Explained

Hold your horses! Before you get all excited about there being an actual narrative here, this is merely a little background info piece for you and a chance for me to explain what it is I now do for a … Continue reading

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