Category Archives: comedy

A Christmassage Miracle

First off, Merry Christmas everyone! That’s about as Christmassy as this edition of Scarlett is going to get BUT it is a story about a massage (eventually) and that word works really well when combined with Christmas, so in order to remind you … Continue reading

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RESPONSIBLE Adults Part II

Re-Cap: So my business is failing and my business partner slash artist has just found out I’ve booked a load of hen parties (behind his back) to do very silly, very low brow arty activities that could (by their very … Continue reading

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Lessons In A Little Facebook Friendly Cyberstalking

The above meme is not of me. Just to be clear, it isn’t. Online dating wisdom: Always be suspicious of someone who a) only has pictures of themselves in wide shots and b) never smiles with their teeth. I happened … Continue reading

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