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A Christmassage Miracle

First off, Merry Christmas everyone! That’s about as Christmassy as this edition of Scarlett is going to get BUT it is a story about a massage (eventually) and that word works really well when combined with Christmas, so in order to remind you … Continue reading

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RESPONSIBLE Adults Part II

Re-Cap: So my business is failing and my business partner slash artist has just found out I’ve booked a load of hen parties (behind his back) to do very silly, very low brow arty activities that could (by their very … Continue reading

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Lessons In A Little Facebook Friendly Cyberstalking

The above meme is not of me. Just to be clear, it isn’t. Online dating wisdom: Always be suspicious of someone who a) only has pictures of themselves in wide shots and b) never smiles with their teeth. I happened … Continue reading

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Down the Rabbit Hole

Hello there strangers (Mum), apologies for the radio silence, alright so it’s been more of a radio coma but I have awoken to offer up more laughs, and better times if you’ll take them. Much like seeing an old friend … Continue reading

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The Longest Date Known to Woman Part III: The Long Walk Home

  So that was awkward. I had to close my mouth and open it again like a fish to cover up my wanton kissy face. Totally worked, and yes, we’re still imprisoned on the bus of doom… As I predicted, … Continue reading

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The Longest Date Known to Woman Part II: The Bus

I can hear a voice coming from somewhere faraway or perhaps it’s merely an echo I wonder when there it is again, “So what do you do?” But as I look up from the deep cavern to see sunlight and … Continue reading

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The Longest Date Known to Woman Part I: The Beverage.

Introduction I do love the internet God known as Tinder. I do. I imagine her as a fiery love gladiator who looks like a fitter version of Xena, no offense to Lucy Lawless I just wondered if she didn’t get … Continue reading

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