Tag Archives: wine

Down the Rabbit Hole

Hello there strangers (Mum), apologies for the radio silence, alright so it’s been more of a radio coma but I have awoken to offer up more laughs, and better times if you’ll take them. Much like seeing an old friend … Continue reading

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The Longest Date Known to Woman Part II: The Bus

I can hear a voice coming from somewhere faraway or perhaps it’s merely an echo I wonder when there it is again, “So what do you do?” But as I look up from the deep cavern to see sunlight and … Continue reading

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The Longest Date Known to Woman Part I: The Beverage.

Introduction I do love the internet God known as Tinder. I do. I imagine her as a fiery love gladiator who looks like a fitter version of Xena, no offense to Lucy Lawless I just wondered if she didn’t get … Continue reading

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I GOT A DATE!!!!

It’s true, my first date in four months and I have high hopes for this one! We were matched on Tinder and he didn’t ignore me when I messaged ‘Hey Rich, how’s it going?’ unlike Peter, Patrick, Fil (yes spelt … Continue reading

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Question: What do you Need to Light a Fire?

Part I Answers: Two of Pieces of Flint? Sounds like a Radio 4 program about foraging. Flame? Cheap escort service – girls with themed names like Lightning. Whatever happened to the gladiators of the nineties I wonder? I would definitely … Continue reading

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Mid-Week Evening Shop for One

I enter the Dean Street Tesco after work with the following shopping list in my head: Packet of rocket Have I got linguine or do I just buy some more incase? Will that make it three half used packets in … Continue reading

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